Tagged as: jennifer lawrence,

haezelsgus:

Augustus Waters drove horrifically. Whether stopping or starting, everything happened with a tremendous JOLT. I flew against the seat belt of his Toyota SUV each time he braked, and my neck snapped backward each time he hit the gas. I might have been nervous — what with sitting in the car of a strange boy on the way to his house, keenly aware that my crap lungs complicate efforts to fend off unwanted advances — but his driving was so astonishingly poor that I could think of nothing else.

3 months ago WITH 9,845 notes VIA jetanimie (Source: haezelsgus)
Tagged as: tfios,
4 months ago WITH 278 notes VIA dailylilycollins (Source: claryherondales)
Tagged as: lily,

From the dawn of time to the end of days 
I will have to run, away 
I want to feel the pain and the bitter taste 
Of the blood on my lips, again

4 months ago WITH 110 notes VIA starkswaters (Source: zoehkravitz)

make me choose — asked by angelblooded: violet harmon or zoe benson

4 months ago WITH 2,940 notes VIA danasculy

specialkredberries:

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE

4 months ago WITH 184,569 notes VIA jasongace (Source: graceebooks)

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

5 months ago WITH 236,473 notes VIA sgtfucky (Source: coffeepeople)
Tagged as: about me,
5 months ago WITH 691 notes VIA lannisteh (Source: clacelightwood)
Tagged as: jcb,

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

5 months ago WITH 124,915 notes VIA nightl0cked (Source: shrekyourself)

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

5 months ago WITH 321,044 notes VIA rrxpunzel (Source: wethatkindoforc)
5 months ago WITH 189,664 notes VIA dauntlessziplining (Source: averaqejoe)

lets-wolf:

johanna mason - "I’m not like the rest of you. There’s no one left I love."

5 months ago WITH 1,096 notes VIA obriengirl (Source: lets-wolf)
5 months ago WITH 685 notes VIA jacesidentitycrisis (Source: moretz-c)
Tagged as: if i stay,

indecisivebeewolf:

heyfunniest:

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Best gif usage

her0ngraystairs:

make me choose: cityoffallingbagels asked: Magnus x Alec or Jem x Tessa

5 months ago WITH 1,119 notes VIA eatonlightwoods (Source: her0ngraystairs)
Tagged as: tid,